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What do you call a movie about zombies finding true love? A zom-com.What's a zombie's favorite cheese? Zom-brie.Where do zombies live? On a dead-end street.Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their hands? They eat their hands separately.What brand of shampoo do zombies use? Head and Shoulders.What sea do zombies swim in? The dead sea.What's a zombie's favorite treat? You might guess brain food, but it's actually eye candy.Why aren't zombies ever arrested? They can't be captured alive.What do you call zombies in pajamas? The sleepwalking dead.Why did the zombie become a mortician? To put food on the table.What's a zombie's favorite weather? Cloudy, with a chance of brain.Why don't zombies like pirates? They're too salty.What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? A trom- bone.What kind of art do skeletons like? Skulltures.Where did the skeleton keep his money? In the crypt-o market.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone.".Do you know any skeleton jokes? Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? Get a broom!.How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!.What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!.Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!.Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.Whether you’re heading to a costume party or passing out candy at home, these jokes are sure to make any guy or ghoul die of laughter (figuratively of course)! If you’re looking for pumpkin else to talk about, check out these Halloween memes and puns. While these jokes may not help you find the perfect Halloween costume or rid your house of paranormal activity, they're sure to lighten the mood in even the most grave situations. With jokes about everything from mummies to zombies to pumpkins (and even some cheesy dad jokes), finding the perfect spook-tacular one-liner will be the least of your worries. To help you have as much fun as possible in preparation for the all those tricks and treats, we’ve put together a list of 127 of the very best Halloween jokes that are sure to get you awarded the title of pun-king this spooky season. What’s the only thing that can make trick-or-treating, pumpkin carving, ghost busting and horror movie marathons any better? An arsenal of Halloween jokes at your disposal, duh!
The best holiday of the year is almost here (I’m talking about Halloween of course), and we can hardly contain our excitement.
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